
Kevin Bewersdorf, “Alien Baby”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum

Kevin Bewersdorf, “Alien Baby”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum

Kevin Bewersdorf, “No Memory”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum

Kevin Bewersdorf, “Bushobama”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum

Kevin Bewersdorf, “Warrior Don’t Be Defeated”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum

Kevin Bewersdorf, “My So-Called Life”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum

Kevin Bewersdorf, “Drop It”. From the album kev, 2012. Shared by Paul Slocum
Kevin Bewersdorf, Treasure Hall of the Misterious Monk, 2013. Via Marcin Ramocki
Steve Beitzel, Kevin Bewersdorf - Power Failure, 2012. From the album Babes, 2009
Nodshake, Music Video for Kevin Bewersdorf’s hit single, “My Sun and Moon,” off of the album “Babes” (2009)
I used to have all moon in my life
Until I came to know my sun
I was runnin’ out of room in my life
I used to think I was the only one
I used to hug and kiss my pillow
Dreaming of a girl like you
I used to pace all around that room
I used to cry until I found my
Sun and Moon
My Sun and Moon
Sweet baby if you want it I will get it
I will remain dedicated to you
Sweet baby are you kiddin’ I can give it all
To my true sun illuminating my moon
So maybe some say we’re wrong together
But baby you know the truth
Cuz you can see your sun in me and I
Can see my moon in
You
My Sun and Moon
Let that time just tick away
Oh let that pain just fade away
Let that time just tick away
Oh let that pain just fade away
Why you tryin’ a hurt me girl, don’t you know I’m Bruce Willis?
Rich man poor man beggar man thief / Bruce be that doctor merchant and chief
Jeep Cherokee man I’m a native of these streets / Bruce a kill men / Jeep a kill beats
I cut my teeth like Bruce / Keep my peace like that Bruce
Walk on glass? / No Shoes / Kill a man? / No noose
Ya’ll can find me on that 9:00 news / I’m draggin’ out them rocks bigger than Tom Cruise
I’m Bruce and yer nothin’
You can’t stop me / Roof of Nakatomi / People say they know me but those people don’t know me
I roll up in that limo / Kill all of them Euros
In that ventilation shaft shoot out that window
I roll / Solo / That logo / That ringtone
I bone / I creep / Mother-fuckin’ piece of beef / That Jeep a freak
Tweet tweet I’m a goose I spray my seed / You can’t kill this juice yeah please believe
Sweet in those sheets I ditch that rubber / Yippie kay-yay mother fucker
I’m Bruce and yer nothin’
Dat ain’t no po-po! Dat Carl Winslow!
Dear John / Your wife is all alone / And you got your kids at home
Oh John / Will she ever use the name McClane? / Will you ever show your pain?
Oh John / You will never die / You will always rise rise rise
I can feel my body bubbling / so deep inside
I can feel my heart fluttering / like a butterfly
Maybe we should leave this forest and go roll in the hay
Maybe we should try to listen to what the animals say
Please don’t feed me I’m an animal / Please don’t tease me I’m an animal
Please don’t feed me I’m an animal / Please don’t feed me I’m an animal
I’m an animal / I am an animal
I am an animal I got this growl / Head knees shoulders third leg on the prowl
Millipede man many hands like wow / I step stampede and stand my ground
Brush my fur / I like that shit! / Bark and purr / I like that shit!
Brush my fur / I like that shit! / Bark and purr / I like that shit!
Jiggle and tickle my tummy oochie coochie / Baby baboon with the big red booty
I’m a go a go a go burry that bone / I’m a go a go a go burry that bone
Big ass does / Buffalos / Yes I am the shit you know
Yes I buck like a bronco don’t feed me I’m an animal
I eat and breathe / I shit and scream / I sleep and dream / I’m no machine
Please don’t feed me I’m an animal / Please don’t tease me I’m an animal
Please don’t feed me I’m an animal / Please don’t feed me I’m an animal
I’m an animal / I am an animal
What you said by my car / What you said in the dark
I need you in my sleep / I need you or I’m weak
Please don’t leave me please don’t leave / Please don’t leave me please don’t leave
I knew you / I knew you / Oh I knew you / I knew you so well
More than just a name / More than just a game / Oh the way my love remains for you
Failure / You have been a failure all of your life
I’m a disgrace let’s face it / I’m a disgrace in this place and
Waste it all on Myspace and / P-shop pimples out my face and
No man I just can’t take it / with all these mo-fuckers that’s tryin’ to be famous
Ain’t nobody gonna make it / bitch all you want but its all fakin’
If you wanna be me then you come see me / at the W-A-L-M-A-R-T
GPS but I flipped my whip / SOS but I sank my ship
No money but I call in sick / I’m a disgrace in this place
No shoes but I walk on glass / just walk on past me man walk on past
I am a failure